Who do you think you are fooling Mr. Bin Laden?

Unpublished opinion column on Labor's coast guard policy

“Who do you think you are fooling Mr. Bin Laden …We are the boys who will stop your little game”

Do you recognise the ditty? Yes it’s the theme song of Labor’s third way, volunteer coast guard as they patrol Australia’s 37,000 kilometre coast line against terrorists, refugees and drug smugglers.

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